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I'm DeAnna, a.k.a. D.J. Evans. I write stories, draw manga, and other stuff XD

Daily Blog #293: Mary Sue the Mary Sue. xD

Konnichiwa minasan. Watashi wa tako ja nai.

My friend hasn't been online for a really long time. And yet she just commented on something on Blog fifty minutes ago... so... I'm really confused.

I dunno.
Hi.


I actually might not go on restriction next month. x'D Depends on whether or not I pass the tests, I guess...


I want to watch God's Not Dead.

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My Sunday class was talking about it a few weeks ago. It sounds really legit. ouo



My friend who was RPing with me disappeared. D'x Her Internet keeps going out and then not coming back on for... hours and hours, I guess. Because she usually doesnt come back until the next day. ;-;
Why has everybody just been completely gone the last few weeks? I'm lonely a lot...


As soon as Nic gets on Pinterest I'm going to bug him. xDD He needs to get a Facebook so I can legitimately chat with him instead of having to deal with Pinterest's sucky notifications system.

What if he can only reply on weekends? Or only Sundays? //LE GASP
Then I'll die from impatience. xD

I'm impatient when it comes to people messaging me. I want to talk to everyone, right NOW.

xD

I haven't been doing anything the last couple days except sitting around staring blankly at the computer, waiting for somebody to get online.
And also watching Durarara.
And Gravity Falls.

I forgot how fabulous Gravity Falls is.

A few months ago we went to a friend's house and they had friends over too, and they had a daughter who was pretty epical. I managed to make a good impression by making a Gravity Falls reference, among other references she understood, and she was all like, "I like this person."
;w; I was so happy.
...She was going to friend me on Facebook but she never did. And I can't find her.

//Sits in lonely corner
//for twelfth time today

Dx Why is everyone gooooooooooooooone.

I should stop being all depressed on my blog.

Especially since I'm a DeAnna. :D

I have nothing to do though because recently I've been totally unmotivated for Alpha/Omega. The only story I've been motivated for is I-DA and I can't work on that until I get a new tablet.

I got my artwork ready to be listed on Etsy yesterday, but then our computer chose today to get broken so we can't list anything.
And if we can't list anything we can't sell anything.
And if I can't sell anything I can't get money.
And if I don't get money I can't go to drama camp.
//Dies

PEOPLE
STOP LIKING MY POSTS AND JUST COMMENT

//Dies again



Here. Have some thingies I randomly feel like posting.

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x'D I'm just frustrating myself more now by reading something that has a ton of typos and grammatical errors and AAAAAAAAAAAAA

//Closes
//Takes deep breath
Okay.

xD
It's 4:00 already. Bleh.
I should draw or something.

...I can still see Spartucus in his cocoon... But he doesn't seem to be changing visibly. It's kind of getting scary. I don't really know what to think... I hope he's okay.

I get emotionally attached to bugs. Therefore it gets depressing sometimes.



I'm just going to listen to Relient K...

I should totally just listen to Deathbed and die. x'D Oh my goodness... that would be the wrong thing to listen to right now.
I never want to hear that song again. x'D



...
I'm going to listen to Deathbed. :D

//Plays

....

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Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
noooo no no n on o nondfhsaudkgfsjdafgsjagfjsdagfjask
nooooooooooooooooooooooo
why
whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

why did i do this

whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy


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I'm just going to go
curl up and die.



Mmmhmm.



...
Well, my life feels a lot better now. xD

Deathbed is about a guy who way, way messes up his life and doesn't become a Christian until he's dying from lung cancer.

It's so terrible though. //Hides THE SONG IS SO DANG TERRIBLE.


...And now I'm listening to Hot Cocoa and laughing at Len's too-high voice.
xD

Imma draw now~


I should just stick all of my bubble gum in my mouth at once.
I have like somewhere between five and ten pieces.
That would be wonderful. ;w;

...Okay, I don't feel like drawing anymore.
//No attention span

Enough Hot Cocoa.
OUTER SCIEEEEEEEEEEENNNNCCCCCEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!

This needs to be like, way louder.
This is the kind of song that needs to blast your ears out.

OH! NIC'S ONLINE. >:D

I'm drawing a kind of silly character idea I had a while ago. Her name's Mary Sue.
And guess what she is?
A MARY SUE. xD Yes.
But I took all of the Mary Sue characteristics, in a way... and gave them all to her. So she has this really cliche design, with brown hair (which could make it an author insertion) and odd-eyes and extreme beauty and stuff...
And she has limitless, unexplained powers. She can use pretty much any power she thinks of.
She's kind of an antagonist though. If I ever have a story to put her in. And if I have a favorite guy character from that story, I'll make him fall in love with her.
Because that's what Mary Sues do to people. xDD
And she'll have this stupid history where nobody likes her even though she's so beautiful but secretly she has this past where her entire family was killed and she had to live on the streets her entire life.
And she'll have this ridiculous lineage where she's the daughter of the king's exiled brother or something. And she'll be part human, part elf, part wolf, part I-don't-even-know.

I'm so ridiculous. xD

NIC, REPLY RIGHT NOW //Desk flip

xD I don't think he sees my comment but he's on a pinning spree. My feed is getting flooded with his pins.
Weeeeeee~
He posts a looooot of military stuff... like guns and tanks and guns and DID I MENTION GUNS.
So many guns. xDD

Anyway.

Okay, he disappeared. xD



I finished my drawing of Mary Sue.
She looks so cliche it's wonderful.
She has a modern jacket, and you can see the spaghetti strap shirt underneath. She has long brown hair, pointed ears, a giant wolf tail, and one blue eye and one brown eye.
And her face is like "No one likes me."

xDD



I'M GETTING BETTER AT DRAWING WRINKLES IN CLOTHING NOW. I'M SO HAPPY.

yaaaaaaaaaaaaaay~.

...It's 5:30 now. I kind of wish someone would get online.

I should give Mary Sue angel wings.
Ooh, demon wings. That's even more popular right now.
Especially if she's going to be an antagonist.

Well, even if she wasn't going to be evil... Because she could be, like, just a misunderstood girl who was born a demon but doesn't want to be a demon.

x'D SERIOUSLY BECAUSE HAVE YOU EVER EVEN ROLEPLAYED WIH ANYONE WHOSE OC WASN'T A MISUNDERSTOOD DEMON
IT'S LIKE
MISUNDERSTOOD DEMONS EVERYWHERE

xD People reeeaaaally need to get better at character designing.


I was listening to Riddler. Mom interrupted me at the best part. xDDD
But she brought me food so it's okay.

(~e3e)~

xD

I should just go watch Gravity Falls or something... There's not really anything else I feel like doing except for talking to people but there are no people so yeah.

Okay I'm gonna go watch Gravity Falls bye. //Poof

-DeAnna
(D.J. Evans)

Thank you Mario, but the princess is in another castle!