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I'm DeAnna, a.k.a. D.J. Evans. I write stories, draw manga, and other stuff XD

Daily Blog #274: Mary Sues everywhere.

Konnichiwa minasan. Watashi wa tako ja nai.

Just now I was trying to take a My Little Pony personality quiz. The third question was "Which is your favorite song from the movie Frozen?"
I was like
o-o
nopenopenopenopenope
And I left. xD
I think it made me mad. I was like... Not happy after that. xDDD
For a total of like ten seconds.

Now I'm listening to Outer Science, so I'm happy now.

xDD
It's okay. I knew I would get Pinkie Pie anyway.

And I'm not very sure about posting anything about MLP because I promised my friend she'd never see any ponies from me ever again. xD

...

Ugh... Twice in a row now I laughed at a picture and then went to go read the comments, and there were Frozen references everywhere...
And, like, it wasn't even obvious. People went out of their ways to make a Frozen reference.

Dx I'm so tired of this.



//Throws computer out window
And now emo posts.

Facebook should just die sometimes. o3 o

And there's no one online...
And my friend didn't reply to our RP this afternoon even though she saw my turn...
And my other friend was online three minutes before I got on...
Dx

OHMYGOSH I WAS SO HAPPY LAST NIGHT AGSHALGDJALGDAJGDA xD
I was reading Howl's Moving Castle... And... HOWL JUST RANDOMLY MADE A SHAKESPEARE REFERENCE.
IT WAS SO WONDERFUL. I WANTED TO CRY.
He just randomly picked up the skull on his workbench, and he held it up and said "Alas, poor Yorick!"
And it was so horribly out of place, too. IT WAS WONDERFUL. xDD

The Howls in the book and the anime are definitely two different characters, I've realized. Like... The one in the movie is always happy and stuff... The original one, like, kind of hates Sophie at first and makes fun of her, and he's, like... more pessimist and kind of grumpy sometimes.
And much more dramatic, I think. xDD

And they have different color eyes. D:< The book makes it clear that his eyes are glass green, but the anime made them blue.

o 3 o

I still like both though. xD


//Stares at friends' profile pictures
WHY WON'T YOU GET ONLINE
DON'T YOU LOVE ME
D8

xDDD Oh wow. As soon as I typed that, my friend got online. xDD

Okay, she can't talk right now, but she can in about thirty minutes.


I have this big mark on my arm where I was chewing on it today.
Human flesh is delicious.

I heard that the flavor of spam was based on the taste of human flesh. xDD

I know it's true because it was on the Internet. You can trust everything on the Internet.
:DD


So, like...

Do any of y'all know what a Mary Sue is?
You probably do if you've RPed with a lot of people who... well... aren't good RPers. xD
A Mary Sue is the term for a character (usually a fanfic OC) who's unrealistic and poorly designed. Like usually, they are invincible, constantly get new powers for unexplained reasons (and even if they are explained... still.)
And they often have cliche traits that the author thought were cool, like odd-eyes...
And their stories are usually all teenager-y and emotional, like, they're beautiful but no one likes them...
And a lot of the time they have unrealistic bloodlines, like, the sibling of one of the canon characters, if it's a fanfiction OC.
And if it's a fanfiction OC, they tend to be designed /perfectly/ so that they can be the girlfriend of the author's favorite character.

Stuff like that. That's a Mary Sue. Sarah told me about that a few days ago.

I have absolutely no idea why I posted all that, because I don't think I have anything to say about them. xDD

Except that my friend's character is a complete Sue in the way that her character keeps getting new powers for COMPLETELY unexplained reasons. She did it again last night and it's really starting to bug me. I let it go for a while, as long as I was able to explain it with the magic laws of my world (we're playing in Densetsu.)
But... Like... Just, no. It's getting really annoying.
Dx

...
I feel so useless right now. Dx I don't want to draw or write or work on music... And there's no one around to entertain me...
xD

So I'm just going to sit over here and watch Death Should Not Have Taken Thee and eat chocolate and hope that inspires me.

...
This chocolate tastes weird. ;-;

Oh well. That did nothing.
So now I'm just going to listen to Relient K and sit here miserably. xD

Oh, yeah. I need to finish designing this character. xD

YAY MY FRIEND'S BACK! xD

I already drew this character last night but I didn't make her near tall enough. Dx She's like... 5'9" and I made her about 5'3".

I forgotted she had to be tall. xD

YAY I LIKE THIS SONG--
Shut up. I like all the Relient K songs.
Except for Curl Up and Die, and Deathbed. Those ones are sad...
xD

♪THEN TAUNT THEM UNTIL THEY GET ANGRY AND BITE YOU
THEN GO GET YOURSELF A TETNUS
SHOT!



My friend disappeared. xD She does that a lot.
And I have to go now. xD

Byeee.

-DeAnna
(D.J. Evans)





   He picked the skull out of the sink and held it in one hand, mournfully. "Alas, poor Yorick!" he said. "She heard mermaids, so it follows there is something rotten in the state of Denmark. I have caught an everlasting cold, but luckily I am terribly dishonest. I cling to that." He coughed pathetically. But his cold was getting better and it did not sound very convincing.
   Sophie exchanged looks with the dog-man, who was sitting watching her, looking as doleful as Howl.

Thank you Mario, but the princess is in another castle!