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I'm DeAnna, a.k.a. D.J. Evans. I write stories, draw manga, and other stuff XD

Daily Blog #245: FAAAAAAAAAAAAANS AHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA

Konnichiwa minasan. Watashi wa tako ja nai.

ERMEHGURSH WHY DID NO ONE TELL ME IT WAS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME WHYYYYYYYYY
NOW I MISSED MY FRIEND
SHE WAS ONLINE ELEVEN MINUTES AGO
I COULD HAVE BEEN HERE AN HOUR AGO
BUT INSTEAD I WAS WORKING ALL THROUGH SEVEN O'CLOCK
BECAUSE I THOUGHT IT WAS SIX O'CLOCK
AND JUST GAHJLAGDJHALDGAHDAFSASDFGHJKL--

WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

#timetravelerproblems




Hi.
//Looks up "narcissist"
Yep, dat's me. :D

Except for the selfish part. I'm not selfish.

I luff chu all.

ouo

//Continues reading// What the--
...

//Closes Dictionary.com// Okay.
Nevermind.

That was awkward. xD



I have nothing to say toda-
//Suddenly screeches// I NEED MORE RELIENT K I ONLY HAVE THREE SONGS AND AAAAAAAAGGGGHHHHH--
//Dies

Mm-hm.

Oh yay food.

//Eats mac and cheese

ERMEHGURSH IT'S ALREADY BEEN 28 MINUTES AND I HAVE DONE ABSOLUTELY NOTHING EXCEPT STARE AT MY FRIEND'S PROFILE PICTURE AND WISH SHE WOULD COME BACK

//Glares intently at song list//
there are a lot of songs here.
and most of them
are
completely
worthless.
...
I see you there, Relient K. //Clicks

//Dances happily//

YAY MY FRIEND IS HEEERRRRRRRREE
...
//Dies// Of course. She has homework she needs to do.
Figures...

Meep...

I want to learn the words to this. I think I will.

OH YAY SHE CAN TALK TO ME LATER TONIGHT.
ouo
//Revives

...
THIS song...
is sung way too fast for me to ever hear.

//Screams// CUZ WE CONTROL THE CHAAAOOOOOS
IN THE BACK OF OUR MINDS
OUR PROBLEMS SEEM SO SMALL
AND THEY GROW ON US
LIKE GRAVITY
BUT GRAVITY STILL
MAKES
US
FAAAAALLLLLLL

I heard that much. ouo

Dat song is short, dude. It's like... just a little over a minute.

Weird.

xD

I'm drawing a picture of Shantelle and Asher.
It's like, practice for... Perspective, and action, and poses.
ALL IN ONE.
AND IT'S ACTUALLY TURNING OUT REALLY GOOD.

so yeah.

OMAIGOODNESS GUESS WHAT I FOGOT TO TELL Y'ALL YESTERDAY
GAHLDAGLDAJKGAHLFGAHDAKDALGDAHLGDHAHDJAL
I AM SHO HAPPYYYYYY
YUSHYUSHYUSHYUSHYUSHYUSHYUSH

xD One of my life goals has been fulfilled. Someone made an Alpha/Omega OC.
SHE MADE AN OC FOR MY STORY.
ASDFGHJKL
I've always looked forward to when people would like my stories enough to make OCs for them, and things like that. Fan stuff. FAN STUFF //Screams wildly

...Other creators are like, "Stay away from my story." Like, if someone wrote a fanfic or made an OC or maybe even just drew fanart, the creator would totally hate them and murder them and stuff.

And I'm just over here, screaming, like...
DRAW ALL OF MY CHARACTERS!!! MAKE YOUR OWN CHARACTERS!!! WRITE ME A FANFIC!!!
and yeah.
Because I'm weird.

xD

Tomorrow Amber comes back to my world. oUo I sho happeh.

My shadow looks so awesome right now.
I look like Thor.

e u o

I like Asher's eyes. I designed them well.
>w>

//Stops drawing// I'm bored.

GUESS WHAT I'M GOING TO DO.
I'M GOING TO
MAKE HOT CHOCOLATE
AND PUT IN
A LOAD
OF
PANCAKE SYRUP

Dude.
What happens if I put teabags in my hot chocolate?
//Puts teabags in//
>w>

ASDFGHJKL I HAVE THIS CANDY CANE I WANT TO MELT IN IT

YAYAYAYAYYA MARSHMALLOWWWWSSS

Mershmerllers. WHERE ARE DER MERSHMERLLERS

I have to put in the stupid mershmerllers because I can't find the good mershmerllers.
;-;

//Puts in syrup and candy cane//
yyuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuusssssshhhhhhhhh.

//Tastes

...

This tastes like normal hot chocolate. xD
MY EFFORTS WERE POINTLESS. xD

Oh, now it tastes like something. Maybe I just had to let the candy cane melt for a minute.
Or something.
Dunno. xD



Gamma Nine... He's super hard to RP correctly.
Because of his massive vocabulary and stuff.
When I'm writing, I always use a dictionary and a thesaurus and about ten minutes a sentence...
xD But I can't take ten minutes when I'm RPing...
//Weeps

OH DANG I'M SORRY BOOK
//Hugs book//
It was in an uncomfortable position. ;A;
And now the cover kind of... curves a bit...
NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
I really need to finish this book so I can hide it in a safe place. xD
BUT I'M TOO BUSY
I'M TOO BUSY FOR HOWL'S MOVING CASTLE
EVEN AS AWESOME AS IT IS

And after I finish that I need to continue Angelica... WHICH IS
SUPER
DUPER
LONG.
But I might be more motivated to read it because it's even MORE awesome.
...
Well... It might be.
It's a sequel to Archangel, which was SUPER EPIC awesome... But this book just... isn't as good...
BECAUSE IT DOESN'T HAVE GABRIEL. GABRIEL NEEDS TO COME BACK NOOOOWWWWOWOOWOWOWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
...EVEN THOUGH THIS BOOK TAKES PLACE TWO HUNDRED YEARS BEFORE THE OTHER ONE
IT DOESN'T MATTER GABRIEL NEEDS TO COME BACK ASDFGHJKL

Okay I'm done ranting now.

There's something I really need to do.
And another thing, and another, and... another...
But mostly one thing.
But I'm procrastinating. ;.;
I NEED TO DO IT NOOOOOWWWW ASDFGHJKL
BUT I CAN'T
BECAUSE DEANNA IS LAZY
//Weeps
DEANNA YOU'RE RUINING MY LIFE


xD
I just remembered something.
A couple months ago, my pretty close online friend whom I'm known for like, almost a year now...
She was like, "Hey, what's your real first name?"
And I'm like
"DeAnna."
And she's like "THAT'S YOUR REAL FIRST NAME?!"
AND I'M LIKE YUSH MY NAME IS DEANNA
AND SHE LIKE NUUUU IT'S NOT
AND I'M LIKE YES IT IS
AND SHE WAS LIKE WHY YOU LIE TO ME?!
AND I'M LIKE WHEN DID I LIE?! I NEVER LIEDDD!!!!
AND SHE'S LIKE YOUR NAME IS REALLY DEANNA JEAN EVANS?!
AND I'M LIKE YUSSSSSHHHH
AND SHE'S LIKE WHY YOU GET SOUL'S LAST NAME?!
AND I'M LIKE Because I'm awesome like that. >w>

xD We're really close friends and she didn't realize this.
Asdfghjkl



...This paper is bent but whatever I don't feel like getting a new one.



COUP D'ETAT!!!!!!!!!!!! =D EVERYBODY OVERTHROW THE U.S. GOVERNMENT!!!!!!
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I dunno.

If we overthrew the government we wouldn't have to deal with SOPA. //Shrugs


My friend just looked into my soul.
And she concluded that I am half Time Lord and half Nyan Cat, with extra green.

ouo Sounds about right.

NUUUUUUU
NOW SHE'S BLASPHEMING AGAINST GREEN.
SHE SAYS BLUE AND RED ARE BETTER

BLASPHEMY BLASPHEMY BLASPHEMYYYYYYYYY

Green is so much better than everything else.

;.;




Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep.
Mom's kicking me off now.
e3e ASDFGHJKL

Bai bai.

Luff chu. ouo

-DeAnna
(D.J. Evans)

Thank you Mario, but the princess is in another castle!