Land of Epic Derp

I'm DeAnna, a.k.a. D.J. Evans. I write stories, draw manga, and other stuff XD

Daily Blog #244: A THINGY

Konnichiwa minasan. Watashi wa tako ja nai.

Well then...

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As amazing as he might be...
I don't accept friend requests from demon butlers.



xD
Hi. Sup?
I don't have much to say.

My grandma's here. :D

OH.
OH LOOK.
IT'S A THING.

IT CALLS TO ME

I SHALL HEED ITS BECKONING

I SHALL DO THE THING

xD Imma do dis...





1. Last hug: My aunt Kathy a few hours ago
2. Last phone call: My mommeh, this morning
3. Last text message: My friend about twenty days ago
4. Last song you heard: Uh... I just watched some random person's Flipnote that they posted on FB, and the song was... I think... Falling into the Black.
...Which I've never heard before and really don't care about. xD
5. Last time you cried: I forget. Probably when my parents were talking about schoolwork or moving or something.

HAVE YOU EVER:
6. Dated someone twice: Forget twice, I've never dated once. I'M JUST 15 ASDFGHJKL xD
7. Been cheated on: LEL NO
8. Kissed someone & regretted it: Dat'd be stupid. :D
9. Lost someone special: Not yet, actually. Unless pets count, because my cats have all been very special to me.
10. Been depressed: Ehh... I say I'm depressed sometimes, but considering the... modern definition of "depressed"... NooOOOoooOOOOo I haven't.
11. Cried over something stupid: Probably. xD

THIS YEAR HAVE YOU:
15. Made a new friend: Yesh! oUo
16. Fallen out of love: Unless fictional characters count... Which, the answer might still be no. xD
17. Laughed until you cried: I don't think so, but I think I came close recently. :D
18. Met someone who changed you: My parents? I certainly would be different without my parents.
o3  o

19. Found out who your true friends were: I think I know what this means... So no. I've never even put my trust in someone whom I didn't...... trust. xD
20. Found out someone was talking about you: Lots of people tell me they'd just been talking about me. :D
...Bad stuff behind my back? No.

21. Kissed anyone on your friend's list: OKAY YOU GOT ME I'LL ADMIT IT
My cat. B-but just her belly and stuff...! ;-; //Hides face// I'm sorry!!


YOUR LIFE.
22. How many people on your friends list do you know in real life: I don't feel like counting, but... Before FN Hatena ended, it was nearly every single one of them. Now it might be half or less... xD
23. How many kids do you want: None, actually... I'd be a terrible mother and babies are scary. xD
24. Do you have any pets: My epic cat, Splash; my stupid cat, Skinny; my squid chicken, Ika; and every bug in the house.
25. Do you want to change your name: Used to, but now I'm like... MAH NAME'S EPIC!!!
27. What time did you wake up today: 7:45. IT WOULD HAVE BEEN LATER BUT I'M ON RESTRICTION
...AND IT WOULD HAVE BEEN EARLIER BUT MY ALARM CLOCK WENT AWOL

28. What were you doing at midnight last night: In my bed... thinking... about THINGS.
In other words, I was in the land of Densetsu.

29. Name something you cannot wait for: To get off of restriction... xD
30. Last time you saw your mother: I was too lazy to think of exactly when, so I just now when into her room and stared at her weirdly and then walked away.
31. What is one thing you wish you could change about your life: Not really anything.
...Of course, having a pile of chocolate next to be would be nice... Heh heh heh

32. What are you listening to right now: The freeway outside. And my computer quietly whirring. And myself typing. And the TV in the room behind me. And the voices in my head.
33. Have you ever talked to a person named Tom: OHMAIGOODNES NO I HAVEN'T WHAT IS THIS BLASPHEMY?! IF ANYONE HAS A FRIEND NAMED TOM TELL HIM D.J. EVANS SAID HI
34. Who's getting on your nerves right now: Nobody. I have no nerves for them to get on.
35. Most visited webpage: Facebook, I suppose. Hatena Blog is open pretty much the whole time I'm there though.
36. Whats your real name: DeAnna Jean Evans.
37. Nicknames: I didn't have any nicknames until a year ago. Now I've got D.J... AND a few specific friends have given me stuff like Deej, DeeDee, Deejay, etc. :D
38. Relationship Status: Waiting till I'm 18 or so
39. Zodiac sign: Would luff to tell ya but that ALMOST gives away my birthdate and that's a no-no.
xD

40. Male or female: If you don't know this already, then get outta here.
xD Female.

44. Write w/e you want here: What does w/e mean?
45. Long or short: Long or short what? STAHP CONFUSING MEE!
47. Do you have a crush on someone: Yes. I crush everyone. //Hulk Smash
48. What do you like about yourself: Everything >w>
49. Piercings: Ew.
50. Tattoos: Ew.

YOUR FUTURE:
64. Want kids: You already asked this and I said I'm scared of babies.
65. Get married: Yush.
66. Career: Writer.

WHICH IS BETTER:
67. Lips or eyes: Eyes
68. Hugs or kisses: Hugs
69. Shorter or taller: Uh. Depends?
70. Older or Younger: Younger
71. Romantic or spontaneous: Spontaneous
72. Nice stomach or nice arms: Wut
73. Sensitive or loud: Loud
74. Hook-up or relationship: I don't even know what this means

HAVE YOU EVER:
76. Kissed a stranger: That's be interesting. //Walks up to random person on the street and kisses//
Nope nope. That was weird.

77. Drank hard liquor: I've never even drank soft liquor...
78. Lost glasses/contacts: I WANT GLASSES THAT'D BE COOL
79. Kissed someone you're not dating: <-- There was a typo in there but I fixed it.
80. Broken someone's heart: If I did it was an accident. >.> <.<
82. Been arrested: That'd be awesome.
83. Turned someone down: For what?
84. Cried when someone died: Yeah.
85. Fallen for a friend: That took a really long time to figure out what you meant by that. No.

DO YOU BELIEVE IN:
86. Yourself: YUSH I DO
87. Miracles: YUSH I DO
88. Love at first sight: I don't understand this. What's "believing" in love at first sight mean? I believe it can happen...? I don't like the concept though cuz it's stupid.
89. Heaven: YUSH
90. Santa Clause: I AM SANTA CLAUS
91. Kiss on the first date: I don't believe in dating, I believe in courting. TAKE THAT
92. Angels: Yush yush yush.



Okay done.
Interesting. xD
I'm surprised at how many things that DeAnna just doesn't understand.

We're so clueless. xD

NAIVE-NESS FEREVER


Okay I have to go now. xD

Bai bai.

Peasants.

oUo

-DeAnna
(D.J. Evans)

Thank you Mario, but the princess is in another castle!