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I'm DeAnna, a.k.a. D.J. Evans. I write stories, draw manga, and other stuff XD

Half a Cup of Dignity

Tehehe...
 Remember my OC chatroom thing?

I wrote another one.
Because.
It's fun.
So... I'm just gonna... leave it here.
Byez. //Runs off
xD








 

Conversation of Dignity

3/2/2014

Knotting TheScotsman:
Hello.

TheHandsome Fearslayer:
Dear sweet heavens, this chat room has been silent for two months. You’re going to revive it now?

Knotting TheScotsman: Yes. //Smiles innocently//

Alpha One: Not this dreadful thing again. I’d hoped to absolutely forget about it.

Knotting TheScotsman: I must say, there’s nothing to stop you from leaving if you wish so.

Pen Antonettu: Konbanwa, gentlemen. It’s been a while, hasn’t it?

Kawako Kappa: Oh, Pen. I discovered a new way of making tea that I like.

Alpha One: Hello, Pen.

Pen Antonettu: Greetings.
Kawako-san, do tell me about it.

TheHandsome Fearslayer: I realize that, if no one else joins… Everyone here is actually rather dignified, compared to the ones who are usually around. The name of this conversation may actually fit.

Kawako Kappa: @Pen: First, I recommend making it directly in the cup, not a teapot. Use one of those larger ones…

Pen Antonettu: A coffee mug, you say?

Kawako Kappa: Precisely.

TheHandsome Fearslayer: …That is, if the ladies wouldn’t chatter amongst themselves about tea.

Knotting TheScotsman: Tea is rather dignified, isn’t it?

Alpha One: Indeed.

TheHandsomeFearslayer: Yes, yes I must say it is.

Kawako Kappa: Fill the mug halfway with water. Halfway. Heat that up on a medium-temperature flame for about three minutes.

Pen Antonettu: I see. Halfway, though?

Kawako Kappa: Yes. After taking the water off of the flame, steep two teabags in it for about five minutes. Then fill the mug the rest of the way with milk.

Pen Antonettu: Milk. Alright, then. I understand. Sugoi desu.

Kawako Kappa: And then a half a cup of sugar.

Pen Antonettu: A… Half of a cup… in one mug of tea? Kawako-san, that is an insufferably blasphemous amount of sugar.

Kawako Kappa: I know. It’s delicious, though.

Alpha One:
Interesting.

Milo LikesIceCream: HIIIIIIIIIII =D

Knotting TheScotsman: Greetings, Milo.

Milo LikesIceCream: @Pen and Kawako:Mix the half a cup of sugar with a half a cup of dignity.

Pen Antonettu: Half a cup of dignity.

Kawako Kappa: Sugar and dignity don’t mix.

Elekna TheGorgeous: OH YES THEY DOOOOOOOOOOO I’M BOTH SUGARY CUTE AND BEAUTIFULLY DIGNIFIED AT THE SAME TIME~! HEHEHHEE

Kawako Kappa: Princess Elekna, you are not dignified.

Elekna TheGorgeous added Bonewaltz DeathWaltz to the conversation.

Alpha One:
Oh… Oh goddess, no.

Elekna TheGorgeous: YESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYES

TheHandsome Fearslayer: What is a bonewaltz?

Bonewaltz DeathWaltz: I’m a Bonewaltz. *Giggles and grins widely*

Elekna TheGorgeous: Bonewaltz is the hawttest thing in the universe, that’s what he is. *Giggles with him*

Bonewaltz DeathWaltz: *Licks her face*

Elekna TheGorgeous: *Licks back*

TheHandsome Fearslayer:
Oh… So that’s a bonewaltz.
*Backs away slowly* Very…
Interesting.
*Eye twitch*

Medea Rose: What is going on?

Knotting TheScotsman: Life. Life goes on.

Bonewaltz DeathWaltz: *Creepy grin* Life goes on and on and on, like the merry-go-round it is… Ending only at the sudden stop of death. *Laughs eerily*

Medea Rose: O… k…

Milo LikesIceCream: And the conversation gets weirder and weirder, like the Internet chat it is, ending only at the sudden stop of whenever some random troll deletes it.

Knotting TheScotsman: *Claps slowly*

Bonewaltz DeathWaltz: *Wags tongue around randomly*

Medea Rose:
*stares at Bonewaltz confusedly*

Elekna TheGorgeous: I WANT TO ADD CHANCEY-BOY BUT THE CHAT WON’T LET ME

Medea Rose: It’s probably blocking you from adding him because you added him, like… a gazillion times before and he kept leaving.

Elekna TheGorgeous: Whyyyyy? Why would the chatroom deny my commands? I’M THE PRINCESS!!!

Milo LikesIceCream: Chatroom don’t care.

Knotting TheScotsman: Princess, I have a question. Which D&D ethical alignment would you consider yourself to be?

Elekna TheGorgeous: Lawful Good, of course. Hehe~

Alpha One: Wouldn’t that rather be… Chaotic Evil… or something of the sort?

Bonewaltz DeathWaltz: No one else can be Chaotic Evil, I’m Chaotic Evil. *Bares teeth threateningly*

Elekna TheGorgeous: Hehehehehe, yes you arrreeeee, you adorable hawt thing you~ //Hugs Bonewaltz tightly and giggles//

Psi Thirteen: *rattles chains*

Elekna TheGorgeous: SQUEEEEEEEE!!!!!! SO MUCH HAWTNESS!!! IF ONLY CHANCEY WERE HERE IT’D BE PERFECTTT HEHEHE~<3

Medea Rose: Princess Elekna… Do you consider all young males to be… “hawt?”

Elekna TheGorgeous: The special ones. >u>

Medea Rose: And what do you see as “special?”

Elekna TheGorgeous: Hawtness.

Medea Rose: You know what… Nevermind.

TheHandsome Fearslayer: What about me? *Irresistible smile*

Elekna TheGorgeous: You’d be better if you were a brony.

TheHandsome Fearslayer:

Bonewaltz DeathWaltz: Heheheh… I love ponies.
Especially raw.

Milo LikesIceCream: IF YOU HURT DERPY HOOVES I WILL FIND YOU AND I WILL KILL YOU

Bonewaltz DeathWaltz: *Grins and pulls out sword* I dare you to try. *Giggles ominously, eyes wide*

Milo LikesIceCream:  *knocks you out with book*

Bonewaltz DeathWaltz: Wait, that’s not fair…

Pen Antonettu: Iie iie, chigaimasu, dame desu.//Hands them each a katana// This is the way of a proper duel, gentlemen.

Bonewaltz DeathWaltz: *Licks katana*

Pen Antonettu: //Takes katana back and points it at Bonewaltz’s face// I dare you to repeat that move, demon.

Bonewaltz DeathWaltz: Okay. *Licks it again*

Pen Antonettu: //Slices his tongue//

Bonewaltz DeathWaltz: NO MY PRECIOUS TONGUE!!! IF THAT LEAVES A PERMANENT MARK—YOU—YOU DISGUSTING—YOU DON’T DESERVE TO LIVE…!!!

Pen Antonettu: //Sheaths katana// I warned you.

Milo LikesIceCream: *hands my katana back to Pen uncertainly* Pen… Will you keep Bonewaltz away from Equestria please?

Pen Antonettu: //Bows// I will insure that he does not take one step within its bounds.

Bonewaltz DeathWaltz: Ponies… *Grins*

Milo LikesIceCream: *moves away*

Bonewaltz DeathWaltz changed the conversation name to: Ponies are tasty..

Milo LikesIceCream changed the conversation name to: No theyre not.

Bonewaltz DeathWaltz changed the conversation name to: Yes they are hehehhehehe.

Milo LikesIceCream changed the conversation name to: Noooo theyre not!

Emrys Calixtus Callistus-Ambrose changed the conversation name to: Moo.

Medea Rose:
o.0

Emrys Calixtus Callistus-Ambrose: Greetings, earthlings.

Milo LikesIceCream: hi Em. :D

Bonewaltz DeathWaltz: What is that? *Approaches strange person carefully*

Emrys Calixtus Callistus Ambrose: *turns upside-down and walks on hands*

Bonewaltz DeathWaltz: *Giggles*

Emrys Calixtus Callistus-Ambrose: *goes into dinosaur form and eats the universe while singing Oh Susanna in German*

Bonewaltz DeathWaltz: *Eats you*

Emrys Calixtus Callistus-Ambrose: *is eaten*

Medea Rose: *watches curiously*

Emrys Calixtus Callistus-Ambrose:
*plays the Song of Time and everything goes back to normal*

Elekna TheGorgeous: HI EMMYYYYYYYYYY HEHEHEHHEHE~<3 *Pokes Emrys with a stick*

Emrys Calixtus Callistus-Ambrose: *is poked with a stick*

Elekna TheGorgeous: *Pokes his cheek*

Emrys Calixtus Callistus-Ambrose: *cheek is poked*

Bonewaltz DeathWaltz: *Stabs at strange person*

Emrys Calixtus Callixus-Ambrose: *grabs sword and retaliates with super ninja moves*

Bonewaltz DeathWaltz: *Takes out gun*

Emrys Calixtus Callistus-Ambrose: *turns the gun into a duck*

Bonewaltz DeathWaltz: *Throws duck at him*

Emrys Calixtus Callistus-Ambrose: *catches duck and names it George*

Bonewaltz DeathWaltz: *Dashes at him and thrashes around angrily*

Alpha One: //Grabs Bonewaltz’s head gently// Enough. Do you have no sense of when the other side has won?

Bonewaltz DeathWaltz: *Bites his feathered wing*

Alpha One: //Destroys you//

Bonewaltz DeathWaltz: *Gets un-destroyed and shoots a million holes in him*

Alpha One: //Deflects the bullets with the Black Element//

Emrys Calixtus Callistus-Ambrose: *grabs them both with telekinetic powers and throws them into lake of lemon juice*

Bonewaltz DeathWaltz: *Drinks lemon juice and giggles*

Alpha One: //Flies directly upward and shoots a storm of black bullets at Bonewaltz//

Bonewaltz DeathWaltz: *Catches the bullets and loads them into gun* *Shoots them back at him*

Emrys Calixtus Callistus-Ambrose: *turns all of the bullets into rubber erasers*

Alpha One: //Gets pelted by thousands of tiny rubber erasers and stares at the two children blankly//

Bonewaltz DeathWaltz: *Giggles*

Emrys Calixtus Callistus-Ambrose: *stares back blankly*

Milo LikesIceCream: *panics and knocks them all out with books*

Bonewaltz DeathWaltz: *Screeches* Again?!

Milo LikesIceCream: *steps back and readjusts glasses* Too much fighting…

Bonewaltz DeathWaltz: *Takes his glasses and puts them in my mouth* Too much glasses.

Milo LikesIceCream: No wait

Emrys Calixtus Callistus-Ambrose: *teleports glasses to my face* Excellent.

Bonewaltz DeathWaltz: *Hisses and grabs them back*

Milo LikesIceCream: *cries* My glasses…

Bonewaltz DeathWaltz: *Bares teeth and growls*

Milo LikesIceCream: hey… I know what. :D

Milo LikesIceCream added Quinn.

Milo LikesIceCream:
*steals Quinn’s glasses*

Quinn left the conversation.

Milo LikesIceCream:
Hehehehehh ouo *puts on Quinn’s glasses*

Bonewaltz DeathWaltz: *Steals them*

Milo LikesIceCream: NUUUUUUU-

Milo LikesIceCream added Eta Three to the conversation.

Milo LikesIceCream:
*grabs Eta Three’s glasses and runs* :D

Eta Three: *Stares after him* Wait… I can’t see without those.

Milo LikesIceCream: *puts on glasses* =D

Magical Poke: *watching curiously*

Milo LikesIceCream:
*puts glasses on Shiro*

Magical Poke: *Stumbles around dizzily*

Milo LikesIceCream: xD *takes them back*

Eta Three left the conversation.

Bonewaltz DeathWaltz:
*Steals glasses*

Milo LikesIceCream: BONEWALTZ WHY DO YOU NEED THREE PAIRS OF GLASSES

Bonewaltz DeathWaltz: *Puts on two and chews on the other* Because they’re fabulous. *Giggles*

Alpha One: //Watching silently and hopelessly//

Magical Poke: *pokes Alpha One uncertainly*

Alpha One: //Destroys//

Magical Poke: T^T

Bonewaltz DeathWaltz: *Eats remains*

Magical Poke: WAIT NO *Jumps up and backs away*

Bonewaltz DeathWaltz: *Laughs maniacally*

Milo LikesIceCream: *carefully takes my glasses back while Bonewaltz is laughing*
*puts them back on* Thank the gods… i can see again.

Emrys Calixtus Callistus-Ambrose: *turns Milo’s glasses into an apricot*

Milo LikesIceCream: *apricot falls to my feet*…
why? Q-Q

Magical Poke: *Picks up apricot and studies it carefully*

Bonewaltz DeathWaltz: *Eats apricot*

Emrys Calixtus Callistus-Ambrose: I like apricots.

Bonewaltz DeathWaltz: *Eats all of the glasses*

Milo LikesIceCream: Nuuuuuuuu

Emrys Calixtus Callistus-Ambrose: I must make my leave now. Farewell.

Emrys Calixtus Callistus-Ambrose left the conversation.

Milo LikesIceCream:
NUUuuuuuuUUUUUuuuuuuuuuuuUUUUUUuuuuuuuu

Bonewaltz DeathWaltz: Heheheh…

Milo LikesIceCream: I’m bored… ;.; I’m leaving too.
Bai baiiii.

Milo LikesIceCream left the conversation.

Magical Poke:
I have to leave too. I need to practice my magic.
//Gone

Bonewaltz DeathWaltz: ...
Heh… >w>
*Standing upon the remains of all, my silhouette showing in the bloody red moonlight*
I am the last survivor.
*Giggles into eternity*

 

Thank you Mario, but the princess is in another castle!