Land of Epic Derp

I'm DeAnna, a.k.a. D.J. Evans. I write stories, draw manga, and other stuff XD

Daily Blog #237: MASSIVE RED OCTOPUS AAAAAAAHH

Konnichiwa minasan. Watashi wa tako ja nai.

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I felt like posting that.
So derp with it.




=D HI. I'M EPIC.
And I think my friend might be online... Maybe...
I don't know. xD

There was something I was going to tell you. But I forgot.
Oh well.

My mom and I spent like half the day watching 19 Kids and Counting. Dat was fun.

Today I saw something that said
"Take the name of the last song you listened to and add "In My Pants."
And mine was... The lamest ever. It didn't even work.
"U.N. Owen was Her? In My Pants."
Like... Wat even. That doesn't... Myeh. ;.;

Maybe, "Owen Was In My Pants."

I don't know.

Nyeh, my friend's not here after all.

I don't really know what to do right now. xD I'm still not writing or really drawing, so... yeah... That leaves...
Absolutely nothing. xD

Look at this.

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I'M SO SPECIAL THAT MY NAME IS ON NO LISTS. That's what.

By the way-- I'm just sayin-- "Nick" also includes "Nic."
Cuz I met a Nic at PCC, and he was pretty crazy.

And... I know, like, absolutely no one by any of these other names. xD I guess I met an Allison at PCC, but we officially dubbed her Ally. (Pronounced like the word.)
And I know a Tyler. He's crazy. And we know a Matthew, he might be crazy.
OH. I just recently met a Victoria. She's pretty crazy. =D

Anyway.
I think everyone's crazy.
Because. We're all mad here.

I'm so lonely right now. xD Like that's new.
I might just start watching Sherlock...

Did I say I finished SAO?
I'm not happy with it. ;.;
I mean... I'm glad about how it ended, because I was having a big problem about them leaving Aincrad.
But still... They just ruined it all. The minute they left Aincrad it was just all ruined. ;.;
And it became a little more than G-rated. ;.; Whyyyy. All anime seem to do that...

Nyeh.

//Stares at friend's icon//
I really, really want to chat with you right now. ;-;

//Stares at other friend's icon//
And you too. ;-;

//Stares at another friend's icon//
Don't you dare message me, I'm scared of you. o.o'

xDD

I've started drinking tea again. But I fill my tea with so many foreign objects that it's not even tea anymore.
Like... A whole bunch of milk and a half a ton of sugar. And stuff.
xD
And I use two tea bags because I'm epic like that. And let it steep for like a century.

I have a dark blue 1" binder staring me in the face.
It's like...
Fill me with manga. You know you want to.
Just like the old days. Right? Come on.

And I'm like... But I'm forcing myself not to draw right now...

Besides, I haven't even found a name for the new manga I'm planning. xDDD
I thought of a pretty cool name but it was already taken-- OF COURSE.
That always happens. >.> I think I've mentioned before how hard it is sometimes for me to find a story name that's not already taken by another book, movie, or... music band... ~('D')~

Seriously though. I tried about 15-20 names for a story once before I finally ended with a totally lame name. Ehehe...

I have to say, though... The story name I'm most proud of, I think, is Zodiac Fearslayer.
Cuz... You know... That's just pretty fabulous. >w>
The Fearslayer himself is pretty fabulous.

I'm talking about my characters again. xD That was short-lived~
I WOULD BE BORING IF I DIDN'T TALK ABOUT MY CHARACTERS 24/7!!! THIS MADNESS MUST STOP!!!
IF YOU CAN'T HANDLE MY FABULOUSNESS
THEN JUST LEAVE
No, please don't leave... I don't want you to leave...
;-;

//Breaks down crying emotionally in dark corner//




Okay, sorry. Hi. xD
So, like...
Last night I dreamed
that..
THERE
WAS
THIS
MASSIVE
RED
OCTOPUS
LIKE THE SIZE OF MOUNT SHASTA
OR BIGGER
LIKE MUCH BIGGER
AND IT WAS DESTROYING THE WORLD
//Screeches//

It was actually pretty traumatic...

Oh, and every time the world ended, that day would restart from the beginning. THAT was the more traumatic part.

But I mean, seriously...
THAT OCTOPUS WAS SO HUUUUUUUUUUUGE. Q-Q
And you might know... My dreams have good graphics. I could see and think very clearly. I COULD TELL HOW BIG IT WAS AND IT WAS BIG, MAN.

Just sayin...
It was big.

OOH MAYBE MY FRIEND'S ON NOWWWW
OH YESYESYESYESYESYESSSSSSSS AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAAAAA
YYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

xD

Alright.
Guys.
There is something I need to say to the world.


Yeeeeup.
So I'm going to list just a very few random things that you'd BETTER LISTEN TO so that the world can be a somewhat better place.
:3

One:
Most people don't know how to use "who" and "whom."
Now listen...
"Who" is used in place of "he." Or she, or... whatever.
"Whom" is used in place of "him", etc.
So, like... Imagine you ask a question, and then you ANSWER that question... Like...
"Who is the narwhal?"
And then the question is answered, "He is the narwhal."
Or, "The narwhal is whom?"
And then, "The narwhal is him."

Pretend I explained that really well.

Now for "they're," "their," and "there."

"They're" is a contraction of "they" and "are." THEY ARE. That's what the little apostrophe means. The apostrophe does not mean that it's the possesive form.
THE POSSESIVE FORM IS "THEIR."
And,
"There"...
"There" is spelled like "here."

Also, "you're" and "your."
"You're" is "you are."
"Your" is possesive.

AND WHILE WE'RE AT IT, "IT'S" AND "ITS."
"It's" is the contraction of "it is."
"Its" is the possesive form.
And there's not even any such thing as its'.

Oh... One more...
"Who's" is... yes, that's right, a contraction of "who is."
"Whose" is possesive.

Okay.

Now...
Kill the leetspeak. only tlk to ppl like this when ur trying to txt rly quickly.
OTHERWISE IT'S STUPID.
Juss sayin'.
xD I think... I just called like five hundred million people around the world "stupid."
I'm sorry.
But seriously. Take a half a second to spell out those tiny words... And captitalize the beginnings of sentences, and names...
Especially if you're making a meme or WRITING A BOOK or something... e.e I... can't even... //Dies// //Twitches on the ground//





I guess that's enough grammaring for today.
>.>








My friend and I are arguing about who's better, David Tennant or Benedict Cumberbatch.
e-e David Tennant is better than everyone.
...In general.

Now I'm saying that the Tenth Doctor gives hugs... and SHERLOCK DOESN'T.
SEE WHO'S BETTER NOW?!

Hugs are epical.

I like hugs.
I want to hug the Tenth Doctor.
;.;


Bnkfsahfkslahlkfhalkfajkf
//Mumbles randomness//
Vocaloooiiiiiddddddd.

I heard Mikuo's voice recently. He's not that bad...
But his clothes are terrible. He shouldn't be trying to wear Miku's clothes.
>.>'

I really like Gakupo. xD He's... special.
Dancing Samurai is amazing. And Go Google It is pretty good as well...
I think I ship Gakupo and Luka. xD

I should finish this blog already. xD It's late.


...

Okay then. Bye.

xDDD

Hehe.

-DeAnna
(D.J. Evans)

Thank you Mario, but the princess is in another castle!