Land of Epic Derp

I'm DeAnna, a.k.a. D.J. Evans. I write stories, draw manga, and other stuff XD

Daily Blog #214: I'm a pirate now. Peasant.

Konnichiwa minasan. Watashi wa tako ja nai.

My cat's sitting on my arm and cutting off the circulation.
Isn't she just so cute~<3

HI. :D HOW ARE YOU? I'M FABULOUS AS ALWAYS.

I am very officially Captain Hook.

Ok, so you probably heard before-- I took the Once Upon a Time personality quiz and got Hook. I was kinda on the line about some questions, so I took it again with different answers. And got Hook.

Ok.
So then I took a completely DIFFERENT quiz:
What Disney Villain Are You.
Mmmhm.
I got Captain Hook.

Yeah.
So.
Imma pirate now. It's been officially decided.

Which is pretty cool since Aurinko's also a pirate. I can learn from her. :D

Hey.

Did any of y'all see that debate between Bill Nye and Ken Ham on Evolutionism VS. Creationism?
I haven't seen all of it since it's two and a half hours long, but I only have like a half hour left so I'll finish it tonight.
Ken Ham did amazing. =D I want to be able to debate like him.
...Nye, on the other hand... Half of what he said didn't even make sense... Several times he strayed totally off the point. Way off the point.
Like... He spent a large amount of his five-minute introduction on a joke. A totally irrelevant joke.
Why?
I dunno.
Ham is amazing though. owo He's got his stuff straight.

Oh look.
Pokebank is out.

...I'm probably the only person in the world who doesn't really care. xD

Yay~ My friend's happy.
And when she's happy I'm happy. xD

Earlier today I was talking about how to some of my really closest friends, I can be kind of over-the-top sympathetic. I mean, maybe all people are like that with their best friends. I dunno. xD
But, like, if a best friend says she's sad, I'll get really sad /for/ her, and I can end up being even more upset than she is. xDDD

Well, as far as I can tell. Not like I can actually tell how upset someone is.

...
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My cat is being adorable. xD Like that's any different from usual.

...

Eat that peasantry lettuce.

Wut?
So, I was outside today while I was letting my chicken out of her fortress. And I was being a pirate.
And I was roleplaying with myself and saying a lot of really weird things... xD
I was talking to a lot of inanimate objects, mostly. And calling them all peasants.

It was great fun.

I had the Tobuscus accent down.
xD

Nuuuuu kitty. Nu sit on my papers.

//Picks up cat
//Places on shoulder

ewe

BLAAAAAAAAAAAH HISTORY.
SO MUCH HISTORY.
TOO MUCH HISTORY.
FAR TOO MUCH HISTORY.

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Don't focus. It's a bad habit.

... xD

I don't even know.

YOU
YOU PEASANT STICK
I THREW YOU AT THE PEASANT BUSH
AND YOU DIDN'T HIT IT
YOU
BEATING AROUND THE BUSH
PEASANT

I don't even.

I think I'll end this blog now.
xD

Bye

-DeAnna
(D.J. Evans)

Thank you Mario, but the princess is in another castle!