Land of Epic Derp

I'm DeAnna, a.k.a. D.J. Evans. I write stories, draw manga, and other stuff XD

Midori Happened

Did I really just write a story about my characters in a chatroom together?
Yes, I did.

You don't have to read the whole thing, it's just the awkward result of my ridiculousness that had to escape somewhere...
MUAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA







1/11/2014

Medea Rose created the conversation.

Medea Rose changed the conversation name to: D.J. Evans Chatroom.

Medea Rose:
Hey, guys, I made this chat and added you all.
Anybody on?
Hellooooo!!!

Tau TheRulerOfAll: Morons, stop adding me to chats.

Tau TheRulerOfAll left the conversation.

Medea Rose:
Sheesh.

Lyesti Dwineplith: EHEHEHE YAAAAAAAAY!!!!! GFSHFGSLHFJSLKHDJLSD A CHATROOOOOOOM!!!!!!!111 CAN WE RP!??!?!? PLZ PLZ?!??!?!

Medea Rose: Who are you??!?

D.J. TheWeapon: I think that’s DeAnna’s DND character.

Medea Rose: Well hi thar.

Quinn: There*

Medea Rose: Quinn, I said "thar" on purpose

Quinn: Now you’ve forgotten the punctuation at the end of your sentence.

Medea Rose: I DIDNT FORGET IT. BE GLAD I’M NOT IN THE SAME BOOK AS YOU ARE CUZ OTHERWISE YOU’D BE DEAD ALREADY.

Lyesti Dwineplith: HAHALOL CAPS LOCK PARTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111 :)))))))

Pen Antonettu: Medea, Lyesti, be calm. This is a chat room only for the especially dignified.

Alpha One: If only it could be so…

Quinn: At least attempt to use proper spelling and grammar.

Lazallra TriforceGuardian: hahhaha lol I haz no grammarz at all

Quinn left the conversation.

Alpha One:
Lazallra, I didn’t know you could be so malicious.

Lazallra TriforceGuardian: Lol, I think I killed Quinn.

Milo LikesIceCream added Quinn to the conversation.

Quinn left the conversation.

Milo LikesIceCream added Quinn to the conversation.

Quinn left the conversation.

Milo LikesIceCream:
XD

Green TehFriendshipHero:
LAZALLRA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lazallra TriforceGuardian: GREEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Green TehFriendshipHero: I actually have no idea who you are. But your username says Triforce n’ stuff.

Lazallra TriforceGuardian: True. I’m from Trail of Darkness. DeAnna’s Legend of Zelda fan manga she made a couple years back.

Green TehFriendshipHero: O. Kaydokey. I’m from another Zelda fanfic sorta thing I guess I dunno.

Lazallra TriforceGuardian: Ah.

Drinn TheDramaticGirl: *Is standing on a tall cliff, looking out at the nostalgic sunset. Memories of my past glide through my mind like birds through the air, and foggy thoughts sift through like the darkening, twilit sky.*

Lyesti Dwineplith: *runs up to her* Hi!!! This is my friend the squirrel! *shows her my squirrel frieend*

Drinn TheDramaticGirl: (o-o)

Medea Rose: Guys, I don’t want RPing in this chatroom. Not now at least.

Drinn TheDramaticGirl: ASDFGHJKL

Deejay YouseGonnaDie: herp derp
>8P

Lyesti Dwineplith: @Drinn: GFHDSLFKDSGFSDGFJDFJSGDFGDSULFSGDFGUDSGFULDS XD

Alpha One: I don’t believe this conversation is dignified enough for me.

Iris TheAwesome: IF IT’S DIGNIFIED ENOUGH FOR ME IT’S DIGNIFIED ENOUGH FOR YOU BIRD BOY

Alpha One: Excuse me?

Data TheDignified: Oh, did someone mention dignity?

Owl TheWonderful: Haha dignity, who needs dignity? Oh ya I do.

Iris TheAwesome: TROLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLLLLLLL *troll face*

Data TheDignified: //Epic face.//

Owl TheWonderful: *Rage face*

Alpha One: Should I be very afraid?

Iris TheAwesome: Data! What’s the scanner say about his power level?

Data TheDignified: His spirit level is alpha, and his magic consists of the Black Element and the White Element. He is extremely powerful and is known as the Monochrome Angel, leader of the Otraken.

Owl TheWonderful: DATA

Data TheDignified: //Troll face.//
Brb, there’s a dragon or two outside and they’re kind of trying to destroy Novanise City.

Iris TheAwesome: What, there is? Gtg

Owl TheWonderful: Meh too. *vanishes*

Alpha One:

Milo LikesIceCream: *pokes alpha one*

Alpha One: *destroys Milo in one hit*

Milo LikesIceCream: *dies*

Silas Deathangel: //takes Milo’s soul and moves it to the next life//

Milo LikesIceCream: OH YAAAAAY HEAVEEEEN!!!!

Silas Deathangel: So THAT’S where you think you’re going?

Milo LikesIceCream:

Silas Deathangel: Kidding.

Milo LikesIceCream: Of course…

Alpha One: I believe I am greatly disturbed now.

Silas Deathangel: Don’t worry, Alpha One. In your world, people get reincarnated when they die. Of course, what you reincarnate INto depends on how you acted in your previous life, so… You might end up as a sea slug or something.

Alpha One: That’s very comforting, Silas.

Silas Deathangel: It is, isn’t it.

TehCookie Radar: I want to be a mongoose.

Milo LikesIceCream: COOKIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111

TehCookie Radar: Hahaahahaahaaaaaaa no you cannot have a cookie.

Milo LikesIceCream: Awh.

TehCookie Radar: Error 404: Dignity not found.

Milo LikesIceCream: Wha?

TehCookie Radar: Gtg.

TehCookie Radar left the conversation.

Milo LikesIceCream:
Q_Q

Medea Rose: Hey guys, I'm back.

Milo LikesIceCream: Medea? You never said brb.

Medea Rose: I thought I did. O_o STUPID COMPUTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GHJSGFJLGHJSGDJF

Pen Antonettu: Be calm, Medea.

Medea Rose: I AM CALM

Pen Antonettu: Good. Then go make me some tea.

Medea Rose: This message has been marked inappropriate.

Milo LikesIceCream:
Wow.

Pen Antonettu: I believe I must take my leave around now. Ladies and gentlemen, sayonara.

Elekna TheGorgeous: HEHEHEHHEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHHEHE

Psi Thirteen: HHHEHHEHHEHHEHHEHHHHEHHEHHEHHEHHEHHEHHEHHEHEHHEHHEHHEHHEHHEHE

Elekna TheGorgeous: HHEHEHHEHHEHEHHEHEHHEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHEHHEHHEHEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHHEHEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHHEHEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHHEHEHE TIMES INFINITY!

Psi Thirteen: Hehe. Will you be my friend?

Elekna TheGorgeous:
Sure, I’ll send you a friend request. Teehee~  But only if you call me Your Majesty.

Psi Thirteen: Your Majesty. Hhehe.

Elekna TheGorgeous: Sent.

Psi Thirteen: Asdfghjkl

Medea Rose: MY MESSAGES AREN’T SENDING
Oh, that one worked. Finally.

Midori LogicBreaker changed the conversation name to: GUYZ I’M STUCK IN THE CYBER WORLD! AND THE CYBER WORLD WON’T WORK.

Medea Rose:
What?

GHDJGgggggggggggGYDSTSDTtttttt ERROR

Medea Rose:
MIDORI HAPPENED!

Lyesti Dwineplith: MIDORI HAPPEND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111 XD LOL

Milo LikesIceCream: MIDORI HAPPENED

Midoriiii: What? Did you guys make up a meme about me or something?

Medea Rose:
Yeah, sorry. Whenever something illogical happens that can’t be explained, we say “Midori happened.” This time, though… Midori actually happened.

Midoruuuu: Oh. Kay.

MiloLikesIceCream:
Gtg. Quinn’s making me sort out the library books. I’m gonna do it all wrong. Hehehe~

Lyesti Dwineplith: Awwww milo you should be nice 2 your brother. But I guess ocd ppl are fun to mess with. Lollll

Milo LikesIcecream: They are, they really are. LOL Bbl.

Milo LikesIceCream left the conversation.

Drinn TheDramaticGirl:
Nooooooooo! Dear Milo, don’t leave us! I beg of you!

Medea Rose: Too late.

Midoriderp: Hang on a sec, there’s someone I need to add to this convo.

Medea Rose:
K.

Midoriiii added Magical Poke.

Medea Rose:
Magical Poke? Who dat?

Midorawr: Well, it’s his username. He was being insane when he made it~
Hehe
HEY ARE YOU HERE?!
ELLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooOooooooOOOOooooooo

Magical Poke:
Sorry! I’m here now~! Hello!

Midorius: Heheheh

Magical Poke:
What exactly happened to the conversation name?

Midork: Oh, that. I think I can change that back now… Hang on a sec.

Magical Poke changed the conversation name to: Awesomal Chatroom of Rainbows and Banana Cake!

Midoriork: WAIT I WAS GONNA CHANGE IT whatever… XD

Magical Poke:
~(xD)~ Too late! Haha!

Medea Rose: *facepalm* Shiro.

Magical Poke: Yep, that’s me. Hello there! //Waves//

Emrys Calixtus Callistus-Ambrose: *Is a duck*

Magical Poke:
o.O //Pokes the duck//

Emrys Calixtus Callistus-Ambrose: *turns into a machine gun and rolls happily down a hill while crazed oranges try to shoot me with lobster powers*

Midoor: Wow, that sounds kinda like me.

Medea Rose:
That’s interesting, Emrys. That’s very interesting.

Emrys Calixtus Callistus-Ambrose: *puts on sunglasses*

Medea Rose: O_o

Emrys Calixtus Callistus-Ambrose: *top hat*

Magical Poke: //Watching//

Emrys Calixtus Callistus-Ambrose: *balances egg on top of hat*

Midorilol: //rides inside hat//

Emrys Calixtus Callistus-Ambrose:
Today is a wonderful day for a walk through the forest.

Magical Poke: Ok! :D

Emrys Calixtus Callistus-Ambrose: Have a good time. *sits upside-down and falls asleep*

Magical Poke:
o.o

Emrys Calixtus Callistus-Ambrose: *Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz*

Magical Poke: o . 0

Midorable: Kay den.

Etcetera Specific:
*Sees Emrys with sunglasses, top hat, and egg* MIDORI HAPPENED!!!!!

MidoriisMidori: o-o

Etcetera Specific:
Oh hi Midori. I didn’t realize you were here. Wait, I didn’t know Midori was a real person at all.

MidoriGAH: I don’t actually know whether I’m a real person or not, so it’s k.

Etcetera Specific:
K?

Midorabshj: Kay kay.

Etcetera Specific:
GAH gotta go. Nobody wants the computer. I mean, my cousin, Nobody. He wants the computer.

Etcetera Specific left the conversation.

Magical Poke:
Watashi wa kawaii desu!! Midori-chan, anata mo kawaii desu.

Midori-Chan: Shiro-kun, doumo arigatougozaimasu! Kedo, minasan wa kawaii desune!!

Magical Poke:
Hai hai!

Medea Rose: I don’t get it.

Kawako Kappa: Lady and gentleman, you are doing it all wrong. To speak true Japanese you must use hiragana, katakana, and kanji.

Midorino:
爆発

Kawako Kappa:
Exactly. Beautiful. I commend you.

Kappa Seven: What

Kawako Kappa: Oh, another kappa.

Kappa Seven:
I’m not a kappa.

Kawako Kappa: I know. //Tips hat//

Kappa Seven left the conversation.

Magical Poke:
What just happened?

Mirodi: I dunno.

Medea Rose: Gtg. There’s this jerk in the dorm next to me who’s being really loud. I’m gonna kill her. And I’m hungry so after that I think I’m going to go down and eat lunch.

Error 404: Midori not found.

Medea Rose:
Ttyl.

Medea Rose left the conversation.

Error 404: Midori not found.

Kawako Kappa:
I’m going to go for a swim. Tally ho.

Kawako Kappa left the conversation.

Error 404: Midori not found.

Magical Poke:
Ello?
Is anyone else here

Error 404: Midori not found.

Magical Poke:
Hello?
Guys
Anyone?

Error 404: Midori not found.

Thank you Mario, but the princess is in another castle!