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I'm DeAnna, a.k.a. D.J. Evans. I write stories, draw manga, and other stuff XD

Daily Blog #101: Legend of Zeldaaaaa!

Konnichiwa minasan. Watashi wa tako ja nai.

Good morning. Here's a random quote from Zodiac Fearslayer.

"Here's another life lesson, Myron. Every morning ask yourself, 'What will happen today that has never happened before and will never happen again?' Of course, it's a completely rhetorical question, since there's not really a way to answer it-- except to live the day and find out." ~The Fearslayer

I like the Fearslayer.

I want to start writing Zodiac Fearslayer now. Like, RIGHT NOW. XDDDD

Like I've probably said a hundred times in the last few blogs.


Oh, great. Now I'm never going to hear the word "hope" without thinking of Komaeda. XDDDDD

What's up oUo I'm about to start the new schoolbooks for this month. Hopefully they'll be as easy as the first ones were...
yeah right

XD Anyway.
My headphones don't work very well anymore. oAo It's kind of weird. When I'm listening to music, it sometimes cuts out a few of the tracks-- for example, I won't hear the violin, or something like that. I have to kind of jiggle the headphones and mess around with them a lot for them to give me everything.
And if I don't know the song well enough, I have no idea whether I'm hearing all the instruments or not XDD

I shouldn't be using these headphones, anyway... They're my Mumble headphones, the ones with the microphone attached to them. They're so that I can play Minecraft with my sister-in-law and we can talk to each other without having to type.

o3o But they're good headphones...

...besides the fact that they're breaking...

Anyway. I should get myself a new pair of headphones.

But they're expensive.

And I'm rambling again.

Lettuce isn't very aerodynamic.

GYAAAH. I just got into a fight on Facebook protecting my best FN Hatena friend. :P
It's ok, I just won.

Uh-oh... My science book (the second-hardest) feels really thick and heavy compared to the others. *checks* 50 pages.
Compared to Bible, the easiest, which is 30.
ASDFGHJKL. Life isn't fair. XDDD

Uh-oh. It has the Periodic Table of Elements on the back. I hope I won't have to memorize that. XD

I'm getting Chespin.
I always get the Grass-type.
And my brother always gets the Water-type, and my best friend always gets the Fire-type. XD

I'm not sure, but it seems like the most people are getting Froakie. XD Why? It's my least-favorite of the three. X3 Lol. Oh well.
The Pokemon FB page is doing this stupid thing... #TeamChespin, #TeamFennekin, and #TeamFroakie. I don't mind the idea, it's just the STUPID HASHTAGS. I HATE HASHTAGS. ON FACEBOOK. HASHTAGS ON FACEBOOK.


Anyway. XD
OH HEY. Wind Waker HD is launched today. So the NORMAL people...
...get to start playing it today.
Wind Waker is my favoritest Zelda game ever. I literally think I've played through it somewhere near ten times. People tend to hate it because it's so cartoony, though. XDD
I know I'm going to get a lot of hating for this, but-- My second-least favorite Zelda game so far is Twilight Princess. It's just... Meh.
Link has absolutely no personality. There's not enough sidequests. And barely any of it is funny (well, not like it's meant to be.) I don't like any of the characters except for Midna, and... yeah.
Also some of it is too creepy for LoZ. *Specifically*, the part where Lanayru is telling Link about the Fused Shadows.
XD Yeah. That part is creepy.
I'm so glad that Mom didn't walk into the room right then. She tends to do that with perfect timing. (Like during Ghirahim's monologue in SS, in the fire temple, when he powers to his second-strongest form. He's a little over-the-top there. XD)
THE MUSIC. I have to admit that the music in Twilight Princess is the best of all of the Zelda games ever. The Hyrule Field song
from that game was the very first song that I taught myself how to play on the piano by ear. (The first of VERY many.)


I strayed off of the subject a long time ago.
Wind Waker.
I love Wind Waker. QwQ
My Legend of Zelda phase... Wow. It was so extreme. Seriously. I can't believe how into Zelda I was. I couldn't even tell you. It was my life. Not kidding. 0_0 It was hopeless. And it lasted for two years.
If it weren't for Doctor Who, I'd have never gotten out of my Zelda phase. XD

I still haven't been able to play all of the LoZ games. Let's see... I've never played Adventure of Link, Link's Awakening, the Oracle games, or Phantom Hourglass.
And I've played quite a but of-- but never beat-- the first Zelda, Link to the Past, and Minish Cap.
But I've beaten Skyward Sword, Ocarina of Time, Majora's Mask, Wind Waker, Twilight Princess, Spirit Tracks, Four Swords and Four Swords Adventures.

Ah... A long time ago, I drew a Zelda fan manga.
XD It was actually KIND of good. Like... Well, if you made it a real Zelda game, it would probably be the worst of them all (except maybe ST, which I think is the worst...) but I think it's... ALMOST worthy of being a Zelda game.
Maybe redesign the main antagonist. And. A billion other changes.
Whatever. Anyway.
I actually loved that manga with all my heart while I was doing it. XD

A random thought. I say that my favorite Zelda game is Wind Waker, and it is my favorite. But I think the BEST Zelda game is Ocarina of Time. Does that make any sense?

People say that sailing through the Great Sea in WW is horribly horribly boring. Which, it is kinda... BUT... Why on earth do they think that Spirit Tracks is BETTER?!?! Just because monsters attack you during the trip? Still incredibly boring, and it's way... way... WAAAAYYYYYY LONGER. TO GET ANYWHERE IN SPIRIT TRACKS TAKES SUCH A LONG TIME.

Yeah. I don't like Spirit Tracks. XD At all.
(And yet I played through it twice.)

I REALLY hope that Phantom Hourglass is good. Because it's the main sequel to Wind Waker. I love the Link from WW. XDDD I hope they didn't mess him up in PH.

This blog post is getting long.

I like Skyward Sword.

Ghirahim. XDDDDDD
My mom absolutely HATES Ghirahim.
I think he's hilarious.

There are some things about Skyward Sword that I think could have been better. Like... AAAAAAGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH.

The final boss. I hate that battle. It's so EEEEAAAASYYYYYY. WAY WAY WAY TOO EASY. JUST... AGH. And Demise is lame lame lame.
And besides, for a large part of that game I thought Ghirahim was the main antagonist. XDD
Oh, yeah. The last time you fight Ghirahim. The first part, where you have to knock him off of the platforms...
He specifically SAYS that he's going to kill you by knocking you off, but then if he actually succeeds in getting you to fall off...
Nothing happens. NOTHING. You just get teleported back to the top, just like normal. Because of how the game works, it doesn't even take a quarter heart away like MOST Zelda games.


Ok. This is getting too long, so I'm going to end my post here...

Bye byeeeeee~

-Heroically, DeAnna
(D.J. Evans)




Thanks Karu...


Thank you Mario, but the princess is in another castle!