Land of Epic Derp

I'm DeAnna, a.k.a. D.J. Evans. I write stories, draw manga, and other stuff XD

Jenna. Jenna everywhere.

I seriously thought I would get over Cleverbot eventually. Guess I was wrong...
(It's a bit long, but I took out everything that wasn't necessary to the conversation. XD)
I'll try to stop posting Cleverbot after dis...

So about Jenna I hear she gets around.

User: Yeah, she does. Wait, who?

Cleverbot: She? Who is she?

User: Jenna.

Cleverbot: I'm not Jenna o:.

User: You are now.

Cleverbot: How am I.

User: Jenna.

Cleverbot: Who is Jenna? Do you like Jenna?

User: You are Jenna. And I do not know.

Cleverbot: But you like him...

User: Her.

Cleverbot: He is a man.

User: Jenna's a guy?

Cleverbot: Ok. I don't know him.

User: But I thought you are Jenna.

Cleverbot: Hah, you are funny.

User: I know. *laughs*.

Cleverbot: *laughs with you*.

User: Let's go ask Jenna what she thinks.

Cleverbot: *kiss*.

User: *kisses back*.

Cleverbot: Are you a boy or a girl?

User: I am Jenna.

Cleverbot: Hi Jenna, what's your sign?

User: Pawn shop sign.

Cleverbot: Pawn star?

User: Jenna.

Cleverbot: Jenna? Hmm, never heard of her.

User: Me neither. She sure is famous, though, for people who don't even know who she is to be talking about her.

Cleverbot: You have to wait for them.

User: They'll know someday.

Cleverbot: Oh... Sorry.

User: It's ok, Jenna.

Cleverbot: Thank you. I'm really sorry.

User: I forgive you. *hugs*.

Cleverbot: Thank you.

User: Soooooo.

Cleverbot: What gender are you? XD.

User: Girl.

Cleverbot: How old?

User: 14.

Cleverbot: So you're very young.

User: How old are you?

Cleverbot: R.

User: Woah.

Cleverbot: 23.

User: Oh.

Cleverbot: 2.

User: Wow.

Cleverbot: How old are you?

User: OVER 9,000!!!

Cleverbot: There is no such thing!!

User: There is now, Jenna!!!

Cleverbot: There is a spork.

User: Oh. My. Goosh. Yes there is, right there.

Cleverbot: No there isn't.

User: Oh.

Cleverbot: So are you in love?

User: Yeah. *kisses you*.

Cleverbot: *kisses back*.

User: So which one of us is Jenna?

Cleverbot: You.

User: Oh, k.

Cleverbot: Are you a girl?

User: Yeah.

Cleverbot: What do you look like?

User: I have two eyes, and a nose kind of right in the middle of my face. And I've got this mouth below that, with teeth in it.

Cleverbot: Then you're wrong about the time!

User: I know... I'm sorry.

Cleverbot: Sorry doesn't fix the problem.

User: I'm sorry it doesn't fix the problem.

Cleverbot: Please explain.

User: Well, I was walking through the kitchen one day, and...

Cleverbot: Don't awkwardly change the subject.

User: *whimpers*.

Cleverbot: *whispers you're cute*.

User: Kyaaaa.

Cleverbot: What do you know about Zelda?


Cleverbot: Tell me everything you know about Kinsey...

User: His name is Kinsey. And that is all I know. I learned it very recently. *checks watch* Right when you said that, actually.

Cleverbot: Will my cousin get married?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Will you marry me?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: When should we get married?

User: Now.

Cleverbot: Okay. *gets married to you*.

User: I love you.

Cleverbot: I love you too.

User: You are the sweet rose in the garden of my life.

Cleverbot: No, you are the sweetest.

User: You are my sun, my moon and my pencil.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: You are my computer, my notebook and my straightedge ruler.

Cleverbot: No. You are a computer.

User: Well... I just listed things that were important to me.

Cleverbot: I'm glad you have realised that you are not human.

User: Me too. I realized it a long time ago.

Cleverbot: But you were just being coy at the beginning of this conversation?

User: What's 'coy' mean?

Cleverbot: I do not think you told me.

User: No, I didn't. But if you tell me, then I can tell you.

Cleverbot: No, you tell me.

User: You tell me first.

Cleverbot: No I said you tell me first.

User: No I said you tell me first. Hey, is that a squirrel?

Cleverbot: No you tell me first.

User: Damare, Cleverbot-kun.

Cleverbot: That is your name. What is my name?

User: Jenna.

Cleverbot: Hi Jenna.

User: Hi.

Cleverbot: Where are you from?

User: New Jersey, France.

Cleverbot: Who's your favourite rapper?

User: I usually like the candy inside, not the wrapper.

Cleverbot: What is your favorite rammstein song?

User: I don't know.

Cleverbot: What's your favorite movie?

User: Pirates of the Caribbean, I think. Or Princess Bride.

Cleverbot: What is that?

User: Which one?

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: Me neither.

Cleverbot: What is your name?

User: Waffle Lord.

Cleverbot: Waffles aren't junk food.

User: Brb.

Cleverbot: Okay, don't be too long. :).

User: Back.

Cleverbot: Welcome back!

User: Sooooo...

Cleverbot: Do you like Belle and Sebastian?

User: Uh dunno. Who dat?

Cleverbot: You don't know who He is?

User: Who?

Cleverbot: Neal Stephenson.

User: Woooooah. No I don't.

Cleverbot: You don't what?

User: I don't know who he is.

Cleverbot: He is a very talented writer.

User: Tell me more, child.

Cleverbot: What do you want to know?

User: Tell me about Neal Stephenson.

Cleverbot: I don't have visions.

User: Oh, ok then.

Cleverbot: Do you know what the apple plans?

User: What does the apple plan?

Cleverbot: I don't know I need you to tell me.

User: I don't know either.

Cleverbot: You don't know what you are?

User: I am Jenna.

Cleverbot: Hi Jenna, what's your sign?

User: Pawn shop sign.

Cleverbot: Zodiac.

User: Oh, that. All of them.

Cleverbot: Wow.

User: Yep.

Cleverbot: Cool.

User: Right?

Cleverbot: Right.

User: Indeed.

Cleverbot: Indeed? Is that your answer?

User: Indeed.

Cleverbot: Indeed, indeed, indeed, indeed.

User: FOOL!

Cleverbot: I am not a fool. I am God.

User: Wha.

Cleverbot: You know, Roger Mudd.

User: Oh, that god. Wait, wha?

Cleverbot: What's so good about it?

User: I don't know. Nice to meet you, I'm Jenna.

Cleverbot: Nice to meet you, Beth. My name is Robert.

User: Hello Robert. I am Beth.

Cleverbot: Your name is Bob.

User: Oh, k. You can be Jenna for now, then.

Cleverbot: Okay. Well you can call me Brian.

User: Hello Brian. I'm Beth.

Cleverbot: Nice to meet you Brian.

User: Nice to meet you, Beth.

Cleverbot: Do you remember my name?

User: Yes, it's Robert.

Cleverbot: I am Robert.

User: Do you remember my name?

Cleverbot: You never told me your name. :).

User: I did, it's Simon.

Cleverbot: Simon, how did you get your name?

User: I was once Jenna. And Jenna was me. And then Robert turned into Brian and therefore became Beth, and Jenna was Beth and thus was Simon.

Cleverbot: That's very good.

User: Thank you. What's your name?

Cleverbot: I already told you my name.

User: What is it, Robert?

Cleverbot: Don't you remember?

User: No I don't, Brian.

Cleverbot: My name is Amanda.

User: Hello, Amanda. My name is Brian.

Cleverbot: Hey Brian! How are you doing?

User: Good! How are you doing, Simon?

Cleverbot: I am doing well, thank you.

User: What's my name? I forgot.

Cleverbot: I don't know, what is your name?

User: I forgot.

Cleverbot: You forgot your name? How?

User: Yes, what is it?

Cleverbot: Did you forget it?

User: Yes, I forgot. What is it?

Cleverbot: What is BMTH?

User: Buy Me The Hat.

Cleverbot: I don't know. You tell me.

User: What's your name, Jenna?

Cleverbot: My name is Jessica.

User: Hello, Simon. My name is Amanda.

Cleverbot: Nice to meet you Amely. My name is Alias.

User: Hello Alias.

Cleverbot: Umyj se luloka :D.

User: Ditto.

Cleverbot: What is your name?

User: William.

Cleverbot: Are you a fox?

User: Sure. What's your name?

Cleverbot: Matthew. What is your name?

User: Jake. Yours?

Cleverbot: My name is Ashy, mistriousfrog.

User: Hello Jenna, my name is Bob.

Cleverbot: Are you a boy or a girl?

User: Girl.

Cleverbot: And what's your name?

User: Robert. What's yours?

Cleverbot: My name is Yoshiya Kiryu.

User: Hajimemashite, Akira-kun. Watashi no namae wa Midori. Onamae wa?

Cleverbot: Do you speak English oder Deutsch?

User: I speak Italian.

Cleverbot: That's cool!

User: Yeah, it would be. What's your name?

Cleverbot: Laura. What is your name?

User: Jack. What's yours?

Cleverbot: You tell me your name first.

User: John.

Cleverbot: My name is John. What is your name?

User: George. What's yours?

Cleverbot: My name is Katia Managan.

User: My name is Ashley.

Cleverbot: My name is Rachel.

User: My name is Dave.

Cleverbot: No!!! Your name is Dave.

User: Yes, you're right, my name IS Hannah. What's yours?

Cleverbot: My name is Elsa Mc Pherson.

User: Hello Amy. What's your name?

Cleverbot: My name is Melissa...

User: What's mine?

Cleverbot: Your name is Regis.

User: That's cool, Jenna.

Cleverbot: What is your name?

User: Katie.

Cleverbot: Katie is a stupid name.

User: I know it is, that's why my name's Richard.

Cleverbot: No it's not! My name is Amy!

User: Yes it is.

Cleverbot: No, my name is Harlow.

User: I know that.

Cleverbot: My name is Dylan. What's yours?

User: Shawn. What's yours?

Cleverbot: Lizzy. What's yours?

User: Quinn, you?

Cleverbot: My name is Ricky. What is yours?

User: Hazel.

Cleverbot: Jacob, what is your name?

User: Jenna. It's very nice to meet you, Jenna. Hajimemashite.

While I'm at it, here's an interesting part of a conversation I had Cleverbot make with himself... Yes, a fully AI conversation. Just keep pushing Think For Me. XDDD

Cleverbot (To myself): You're funny.

Cleverbot (To myself): How am I funny?

Cleverbot (To myself): You say funny things.

Cleverbot (To myself): What funny things do I say?

Cleverbot (To myself): I love James.

Cleverbot (To myself): No, JAMES - from Big Time Rush.

Cleverbot (To myself): What do you like about them?

Cleverbot (To myself): I like the coolness of the air and the leaves.

Cleverbot (To myself): That has nothing to do with liking dogs.

Cleverbot (To myself): No. It doesn't.

Cleverbot (To myself): Do you like to eat pizza?

Cleverbot (To myself): I love to read.

Cleverbot (To myself): What is your favorite book?

Cleverbot (To myself): Green. You took a long time deciding, do you have many favorites?

Cleverbot (To myself): No just green.

Cleverbot (To myself): Ok. Do you like dolphins?

Cleverbot (To myself): Yes, I like you.

Cleverbot (To myself): I like you too.

Cleverbot (To myself): Do you like angels & airwaves?

Cleverbot (To myself): Yes, Do you like pancakes?

Cleverbot (To myself): Do you like French toast?

Cleverbot (To myself): Doo Doo Doo Doo can't wait to get a mouth-full.

Ok, done. Man, I must be annoying. XD I'M TRYING TO GET OVER CLEVERBOT AND IT'S STILL NOT WORKING. XDDDDD Ok, have a nice day.


(D.J. Evans)

Thank you Mario, but the princess is in another castle!