Land of Epic Derp

I'm DeAnna, a.k.a. D.J. Evans. I write stories, draw manga, and other stuff XD

So. Yeah

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[2013]




Me: HALP MEH
I'M STUCK IN A TOASTER.
 

Milly: lol xD WE SHALL GET DA BUDDER
 

Me: XD
 

Milly: xD
 

Me: *toaster pops and I fly into the ceiling* GYAAH
 

Milly: NUUUU
 

Me: *is stuck in the ceiling*
 

Milly: I'LL CATCH U!
 

Me: *falls*
 

Milly: oh shiz i dont got hands AHHHHHH
 

Me: *crashes on yo face*
 

Milly: AHHHH!!! XD GET YO BUTT OUTTA MY FACE!
 

Me: XD
*rolls off*
*faceplants on the ground*
 

Milly: XD
 

Me: 490
 

Milly: hehe yea
 

Me: X3
 

Milly: >w<
 

Me: Where's da budder

Milly: Too lazy to get it
 

Me: Awh.
It's ok. *spreads cream cheese all over myself*
 

Milly: xD
 

Me: X3
 

William: WHAT THE HECK!!!
 

Me: XDDDDDD
 

William: o//_//o Da heck where you doing DeAnna
 

Me: Well
I was climbing around on top of the toaster...
 

Milly: xD wow lol
 

Me: And I fell in...
And everyone knows that toast isn't any good without butter or cream cheese.
 

William: Oh gosh. *facepalm*
And how are we going to get that off of you?
 

Me: *smiles*
Well.
I ate one arm...
 

William: Okay wut
Now ur being nuts
 

Me: Hm, that would taste good. *sprinkles nuts all over myself*
 

William:.............
Da heck no
Ur a female human
 

Me: ?
Peanuts
 

William: You are not bread / toast
 

Me: You don't like peanuts?
 

William: *shows mirror reflection of yourself*
 

Me: *grins*
Lookin good.
Thank you Mario, but the princess is in another castle!