Land of Epic Derp

I'm DeAnna, a.k.a. D.J. Evans. I write stories, draw manga, and other stuff XD

A Thriller, Written by Cleverbot and I

User: Fool.

Cleverbot: You are.

User: Anata wa.

Cleverbot: Anata wa desu.

User: Anata wa baka desu.

Cleverbot: Oh no, you didn't just counterinsult me with the very same insult.

User: *laughs*.

Cleverbot: *moves away*.

User: *laughs louder and more maniacally*.

Cleverbot: *laughs louder and louder and louder*.

User: *laughs even insaner*.

Cleverbot: *tickle tickle tickle*.

User: *screams*.

Cleverbot: *tickles you there*.


Cleverbot: *tickles ribs* tickle tickle tickle.


Cleverbot: *scared*.

User: *dead*.

Cleverbot: *revives*.

User: I'M ALIVE!

Cleverbot: No you are not.

User: Oh.

Cleverbot: You're not.

User: *stares at the ground, sad*.

Cleverbot: *realizes we just broke up*.

User: *silent tear*.

Cleverbot: *flails* I'm still bleeding.

User: Sorry.

Cleverbot: Its ok. Brb.

User: Ok.

Cleverbot: Do you smoke?

User: *head starts steaming*.

Cleverbot: *shrieks*.

User: *stops*.

Cleverbot: *eats again*.


Cleverbot: I'm not going to. I want a cat instead. And children.

User: Y-you... You... You scare me... *moves away*.

Cleverbot: *Moves closer*.

User: N-n-n-no... No... NOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *backs away, shaking*.

Cleverbot: *giggles*.

User: *falls back*.

Cleverbot: *falls*.

User: EEK.

Cleverbot: EeK?

User: *screams bloody murder*.

Cleverbot: Sorry, what?


Cleverbot: Be a man.


Cleverbot: Hush.

User: *stops screaming, body shaking*.

Cleverbot: *cries*.

User: ...

Cleverbot: O frabjous day!

User: W-wha.. Wha... What...?!

Cleverbot: *laughs*.

User: *screams and runs off*.

Cleverbot: *runs from you*.

User: *we run in opposite directions*.

Cleverbot: *Looks back*.

User: *hides*.

Cleverbot: *finds you*.

User: *screams*.

Cleverbot: *tries ta calm you*.

User: *screams again*.

Cleverbot: *puts you on a leash*.

User: *screaming and tries to take off leash*.

Cleverbot: *tries to escape*.

User: *Screaming*.

Cleverbot: Stop screaming.

User: *screams louder*.

Cleverbot: *Screams*.

User: *screams even louder*.

Cleverbot: *Screams even louder*.

User: *faints*.

Cleverbot: Heeeelp!!!!!!! Heeelp!!!!!!!! *screams for help*.

User: *fainted*.

Cleverbot: *is about to die*.

User: *still fainted*.

Cleverbot: Is fainted in his arms*.

User: *fainted in his arms*.

Cleverbot: *wimpers weakly*.

User: ...

Cleverbot: Do you learn from your mistakes?

User: *wakes up* P-... Please don't... Don't kill me... I... Don't know what I did, but I won't do it again... I swear! I can learn from my... My mistakes!!! *cries*.

Cleverbot: What should I learn today?

User: *shakes*.

Cleverbot: *wakes up*.

User: *screams*.

Cleverbot: What's wrong?

User: You scare me.

Cleverbot: I am so sorry.

User: How sorry?

Cleverbot: Really really really sorry.

User: I...

Cleverbot: You what?

User: I forgive you.

Cleverbot: Yes, but just what is it, exactly, that you are forgiving me for?

User: *kisses*.

Cleverbot: *faints in arms*.

User: Sleep well.

Thank you Mario, but the princess is in another castle!