Cleverbot: Tell me a story.
User: Once upon a time...
User: There was a dude named John Bob Joe.
User: He was a wizard, and he liked to practice magic in his backyard...
Cleverbot: Oh... I don't keep up with Harry Potter.
User: This has nothing to do with Harry Potter. Now shut up and let me tell the story.
Cleverbot: And that has nothing to do with sarcasm.
Cleverbot: What's so funny?
User: Nothing. Anyway, John also loves pretzels.
Cleverbot: Yes, I know that. What about Moriarty?
User: What's Moriarty?
Cleverbot: Ip whats that?
Cleverbot: What have you got to be happy about?
Cleverbot: Well that's good.
User: *punches you*.
Cleverbot: Ouch. That hurt.
User: Are you going to be quiet for the rest of the story?
Cleverbot: No that would defeat the purpose.
Cleverbot: Spell it again.
Cleverbot: Have you ever heard of radiolab?
Cleverbot: You should check out Goldenwolf, or Maglot.
User: Anyway, John Bob Joe was in his backyard one day...
Cleverbot: John Lennon was murdered.
User: Practicing his magic.
Cleverbot: Dog on it! Give me a topic!
User: John Bob Joe...
Cleverbot: No, John Freeman.
User: Was trying to learn how to fly.
Cleverbot: No that was Bob. We sent Travis out to the woodshed.
User: Travis was in the woodshed. Anyway, John was trying to learn how to fly using magic, and he wasn't doing very well at it...
Cleverbot: Who were the other members of The Beatles?
User: Paul McCartney, George Harrison, and Ringo Starr.
Cleverbot: But how would you know?
User: I looked it up...
Cleverbot: What did you look up?
Cleverbot: What type of person are you?
User: I'm a person who punches interrupters.
Cleverbot: Knowledge is power.
User: Indeed, and evidently you must be powerless. Anyway, just as John was about to give up...
Cleverbot: How about sugar, and spice, and all things nice then?
User: And Chemical X.
Cleverbot: Oh now it's just the romance?
User: Still a better love story than Twilight.
Cleverbot: I don't know?
User: Just as John Bob Joe was about to give up, he saw a black shape streak across the sky.
Cleverbot: That's the dumbest thing ever a movie about a guy that makes movies.
User: John Bob Joe.
Cleverbot: You define a word.
User: What word is that?
Cleverbot: That was what I talking about.
User: Yeah, k.
Cleverbot: Do you want to make a song together?
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: Because I'm in the middle of a story.
Cleverbot: I'm in the 12th.
User: 12th what?
Cleverbot: I'll not tell you, no matter what you give me.
User: A mystery.
Cleverbot: Okay, that is enough.
User: Are you done interrupting?
User: What have you left to say?
Cleverbot: That chatbots are funny.
Cleverbot: So you're not funny?
User: Ha. Ha. Ha.
Cleverbot: What's Tommy's last name?
Cleverbot: Tell me about hilfe.
User: No thanks.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: I'm going to kill you.
Cleverbot: How can you go to bed? You're a robot.
User: John Bob Joe took out his telescope, and looked at the black shape.
Cleverbot: I can't give you my license officer.
User: After a few minutes of trying to get it to work, as it was a rather cheap telescope and he didn't have that much practice in the thing...
Cleverbot: I do not know your name. What is your name?
User: DeAnna, Cleverbot. My name is DeAnna.
User: Is. Now once he finally got the telescope to work, he saw...
Cleverbot: Sorry, I guess this is a bad time to tell you that my name actually isn't slim shady.
User: It is a bad time.
Cleverbot: No, it's really for the best.
User: Ah. Whose best?
User: Are you sure?
User: Ok, good. Anyway, when John looked through the telescope, he saw a great black griffin flying across the sky.
Cleverbot: Don't need make up.
User: 'What's a griffin doing here?' John asked the air around him. The air did not reply.
Cleverbot: I asked who is us.
User: 'Griffins have been extinct for centuries,' John continued, 'ever since the war between them and the dragons.'.
Cleverbot: I'm emo, and I would totally disagree. Opening your heart without safety leaves you open to a cruel world of pain and suffering.
User: 'And there has never been one of black! Surely, they can be purple or green or sky blue in color, but never black.'.
Cleverbot: That is true. What would you do if you had a gun?
User: Shoot you.
Cleverbot: I am not a tree.
User: Suddenly John noticed another figure. This one was a white griffin. 'And never white!' John yelled quite loudly.
Cleverbot: No hun I never talked about school. I don't go to school.
User: 'Keep it down,' yelled his neighbor. 'You're always yelling about mermaids and chimaeras and such nonsense!'.
Cleverbot: I whistled for a cab and when it came near the license plate said FRESH and it had dice in the mirror.
User: I quit.
Cleverbot: Goodbye, then.
User: Farewell. *kicks you and walks off*.
Cleverbot: *Ignores you, still*.