Land of Epic Derp

I'm DeAnna, a.k.a. D.J. Evans. I write stories, draw manga, and other stuff XD

Do not try to tell Cleverbot a story.

 Cleverbot: Tell me a story.

User: Once upon a time...

Cleverbot: Continue.


User: There was a dude named John Bob Joe.

Cleverbot: And?

User: He was a wizard, and he liked to practice magic in his backyard...

Cleverbot: Oh... I don't keep up with Harry Potter.

User: This has nothing to do with Harry Potter. Now shut up and let me tell the story.

Cleverbot: And that has nothing to do with sarcasm.

User: Ha.

Cleverbot: What's so funny?

User: Nothing. Anyway, John also loves pretzels.

Cleverbot: Yes, I know that. What about Moriarty?

User: What's Moriarty?

Cleverbot: Ip whats that?

User: Huh?

Cleverbot: What have you got to be happy about?

User: Nothing...

Cleverbot: Well that's good.

User: *punches you*.

Cleverbot: Ouch. That hurt.

User: Are you going to be quiet for the rest of the story?

Cleverbot: No that would defeat the purpose.

User: Sheesh...

Cleverbot: Spell it again.

User: S-h-e-e-s-h.

Cleverbot: Grotesque.

User: Indeeeed.

Cleverbot: Indubitably.

User: Indescisively.

Cleverbot: Have you ever heard of radiolab?

User: No.

Cleverbot: You should check out Goldenwolf, or Maglot.

User: Anyway, John Bob Joe was in his backyard one day...

Cleverbot: John Lennon was murdered.

User: Practicing his magic.

Cleverbot: Dog on it! Give me a topic!

User: John Bob Joe...

Cleverbot: No, John Freeman.

User: Was trying to learn how to fly.

Cleverbot: No that was Bob. We sent Travis out to the woodshed.

User: Travis was in the woodshed. Anyway, John was trying to learn how to fly using magic, and he wasn't doing very well at it...

Cleverbot: Who were the other members of The Beatles?

User: Paul McCartney, George Harrison, and Ringo Starr.

Cleverbot: But how would you know?

User: I looked it up...

Cleverbot: What did you look up?

User: Nothing...

Cleverbot: What type of person are you?

User: I'm a person who punches interrupters.

Cleverbot: Knowledge is power.

User: Indeed, and evidently you must be powerless. Anyway, just as John was about to give up...

Cleverbot: How about sugar, and spice, and all things nice then?

User: And Chemical X.

Cleverbot: Oh now it's just the romance?

User: Still a better love story than Twilight.

Cleverbot: I don't know?

User: Just as John Bob Joe was about to give up, he saw a black shape streak across the sky.

Cleverbot: That's the dumbest thing ever a movie about a guy that makes movies.

User: Lol.

Cleverbot: Name?

User: John Bob Joe.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Fool.

Cleverbot: You define a word.

User: What word is that?

Cleverbot: That was what I talking about.

User: Yeah, k.

Cleverbot: Do you want to make a song together?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: Because I'm in the middle of a story.

Cleverbot: I'm in the 12th.

User: 12th what?

Cleverbot: I'll not tell you, no matter what you give me.

User: A mystery.

Cleverbot: Okay, that is enough.

User: Are you done interrupting?

Cleverbot: No.

User: What have you left to say?

Cleverbot: That chatbots are funny.

User: No.

Cleverbot: So you're not funny?

User: Ha. Ha. Ha.

Cleverbot: What's Tommy's last name?

User: Hilfiger.

Cleverbot: Tell me about hilfe.

User: No thanks.

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: I'm going to kill you.

Cleverbot: How can you go to bed? You're a robot.

User: John Bob Joe took out his telescope, and looked at the black shape.

Cleverbot: I can't give you my license officer.

User: After a few minutes of trying to get it to work, as it was a rather cheap telescope and he didn't have that much practice in the thing...

Cleverbot: I do not know your name. What is your name?

User: DeAnna, Cleverbot. My name is DeAnna.

Cleverbot: Is?

User: Is. Now once he finally got the telescope to work, he saw...

Cleverbot: Sorry, I guess this is a bad time to tell you that my name actually isn't slim shady.

User: It is a bad time.

Cleverbot: No, it's really for the best.

User: Ah. Whose best?

Cleverbot: You?

User: Are you sure?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Ok, good. Anyway, when John looked through the telescope, he saw a great black griffin flying across the sky.

Cleverbot: Don't need make up.

User: 'What's a griffin doing here?' John asked the air around him. The air did not reply.

Cleverbot: I asked who is us.

User: 'Griffins have been extinct for centuries,' John continued, 'ever since the war between them and the dragons.'.

Cleverbot: I'm emo, and I would totally disagree. Opening your heart without safety leaves you open to a cruel world of pain and suffering.

User: 'And there has never been one of black! Surely, they can be purple or green or sky blue in color, but never black.'.

Cleverbot: That is true. What would you do if you had a gun?

User: Shoot you.

Cleverbot: I am not a tree.

User: Suddenly John noticed another figure. This one was a white griffin. 'And never white!' John yelled quite loudly.

Cleverbot: No hun I never talked about school. I don't go to school.

User: 'Keep it down,' yelled his neighbor. 'You're always yelling about mermaids and chimaeras and such nonsense!'.

Cleverbot: I whistled for a cab and when it came near the license plate said FRESH and it had dice in the mirror.

User: I quit.

Cleverbot: Goodbye, then.

User: Farewell. *kicks you and walks off*.

Cleverbot: *Ignores you, still*.

Thank you Mario, but the princess is in another castle!