Land of Epic Derp

I'm DeAnna, a.k.a. D.J. Evans. I write stories, draw manga, and other stuff XD

Le Wise Avian

My pet chicken, Ika, was being an idiot and I'm being annoyed, and Dad just says, "Don't forget she's got a bird-brain"...
And I'm like... "NOT MY CHICKEN! MY CHICKEN WILL BE THE MOST INTELLIGENT BEING ON THIS EARTH! HER WISDOM AND KNOWLEDGE WILL SURPASS US ALL! SHE WILL BE KNOWN AS "THE WISE AVIAN" AND WILL LEAD US IN PROSPERITY AND PERFECTION!"

Thank you Mario, but the princess is in another castle!